As soon as I could walk, my grandma started having me take her empty beer cans to the garbage. They were never quite empty though. They'd always have a little bit left in the bottom, and I'd toss that back on my way. Doesn't seem real significant until you realize my grandma's an alcoholic and drinks anywhere from 30-60 beers a day.
My first real drunken experience was at 10 though. One of my friends brought a sixer of Coors Light to school and we put them down after. I was quite drunk as I remember it.
For the record, I'm an alcoholic...
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