I got cock blocked by my cat, her mother, and a cab last night; yes, all last night.
We were taking off our clothes, kissing, etc, and my cat walked in and started going bat shit about being loved. So we looked at it for a second, and started up again. Jumped into bed and her phone rang, and rang, and rang, AND FUCKING RANG. She called three times. She wanted to know where the car was for the night. Jesus.
THEN a cab pulled into my neighbor's yard and started beeping up a storm until I decided I was going to just go beat him to death with my cat in one hand and the phone in the other. Needless to say when I stumbled back downstairs she was asleep. I did the same.
I got laid this morning though.
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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
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