I've had a few occasions, both giving and receiving cockblock, but one in particular comes to mind for me.
Me and my then current girlfriend had some 'freetime' during our after-school stage crew class, so we decided to have a go right there in the school, in our nice, big, then-empty auditorium (we were working on lighting and finished our project, and so were alone). So we're making out like mad in the front seats of the house, she's straddled me, when we hear our stage manager, Lucas, opening the door into the auditorium. We're instantly moving-but very disheveled and rather out-of-breath--so I decide to take off one of the orchestra pit's side covers and we both jump down into the orchestra pit, and waited. Lucas takes a good 5 minutes going over all of our work. He must have been satisfied, because he didn't bother to find us.
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