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I wasn't able to find a response to this thread and I thought it was about time someone started one. So here are a few things I like about women:

-The way they move. Even when they trip over something they somehow manage to do it gracefully.
-The amused look they give you when you're about to do something stupid.
-The way they make sandwiches, fold towels, make the bed, etc. perfectly on the first try.
-The way they look while reading a book.
-The shy smile they get when they find out you're interested.
-The way they make you feel manly just for killing a spider or opening a jar.
-(for friends) The way you can gain their rapt attention by uttering the phrase "so I met this girl..."
-The way they know how to scratch your back just right

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.