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The couple I sat for had a homemade sex tape! And do you know how I found it? The kids showed it to me. They made me cover my eyes during the dirty bits but I masterfully peaked through my fingers.
They also kept a stack of Penthouse magazines under the bathroom sink. I once got the kids to play Hide and Seek and took some quick glances while I was "looking". Naturally, I'd call out "Still looking!" once and awhile.
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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life
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