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Back in January, I wouldn't have said that I was "proud" of my dick. But 8 months and 35 pounds later, I'm damn proud of it. Not only did I "gain" about an inch, but the thing gets gets so stiff I'm gonna get the wife a hard hat. I'm also good for the "three times for m'lady" sessions we used to have. Not bad for a 40 year old male, so yeah, I'm proud of it.
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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-
"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-
DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-
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