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I want to be a teacher. And I get scared hearing about all of the things that happen. My solution is to have a bouncer in each corner of the room at all times while I'm teaching. Their job will be to make sure none of the punks try anything.
The trick to it is to have the bouncers beat the living hell out of a decoy student on the first day. Scare the bejeezus out of them. Then have them do it periodically throughout the year (to decoys, but if you're lucky, a real student) to keep them in line. Just put it in small print somewhere in the syllabus, "If your student acts up during class, I reserve to have my bouncers beat the snot out of them." No one really reads the things anyways.
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- Smashing Pumpkins
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