Originally Posted by ItWasMe

Not long ago, I was out with my husband in a crowded bar, sitting at the counter. Some guy kept talking to me , and I was trying to ignore him and watch tv. My hubby is friendly and will talk to just about anyone, and thought the guy was talking to 'us.' A few times the guy either interrupted him or said 'that's nice' or 'uh-huh.' I realized this guy was cock-blocking my husband. Hubby was getting agitated, so I think he also figured it out. I turned my back to the guy and planted a long wet kiss on my hubby.

The guy asked, "You're with him?"
I wanted to say "no, I just kiss random guys in a bar" but was afraid that was a bad answer. I told him that we're married and have a house full of kids.

He actually apologized and left.