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For a real fun time, try calling 511.
Me: Quantico
511: There are....no....incident reports for Quantico.
Me: Dumfries
511: Did you want the weather forecast for....Quantico?
Me: No.
511: Sorry, I didn't understand that, switching to touch tone mode.
Me: NO.
511: To go back to voice response, dial 88
Me: (88)
511: Okay! Going to voice reponse mode.
Me: Dumfries.
511: Would you like to know the VRE schedule for..... Quantico?
Me: NO!
511: There are no incident reports for....Quantico.
Me: I-95
511: Sorry, I didn't understand that. switching to touch tone mode.
Me: (888888888888)
511: Okay! Going to voice reponse mode.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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