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Obama will be president because he as a sweet and creamy center.
4 out of 5 dentists recommend Obama for cleaner, whiter teeth.
He will be president because he can put an American on the moon simply by spitting, but won't because it would be impolite.
He has trained a parrot to speak in Church Latin.
He can convince Black people that Jeremiah Wright is a bitter crazy old man, not unlike John McCain when you come right down to it.
When Obama farts, it sounds like Paganini and smells like money.
He will be president because his campaign plane is O-Force 1 while McCain's is Fox Force 5, which really is just a pilot.
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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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