I'd love to hear Morpheus go on about how the vagina of the South American dung beetle excretes a special pheromone that was found on the glasses of the victim, and as such it WASN'T the hooker with the heart of gold, but it was rather her pimp who was responsible for the grizzly murder.
Oh, wait, no. Actually, I'd rather eat a South American dung beetle than watch that redundant Law and Order clone.
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