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Old 08-05-2008, 11:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights
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Maybe we should look at Jurassic Park as it's probably the best example.

It sees the Jeeps
Those were Ford Explorers.

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It eats the lawyer and is still hungry...
Lawyers, I'm guessing hold little in nutritional value.

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but it realizes that there are small and edible creatures in the Jeeps.
Again...Ford Explorers.

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The T. Rex encounters Sattler, Malcolm and Muldoon in an open Jeep and pursues.
Now that was a Jeep.

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...but only for about a minute because it realizes that despite the delicious a la cart meal's easy accessibility due to the open top, it's exhausting keeping up with a vehicle that can drive hundreds of miles at a time... and it breaks off the chase quickly.
Actually. Only because it would have made for a short movie.
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