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Obama will be president because he is made of teflon and dresses in kevlar, but is soft and fuzzy, and women love to snuggle with him.
Obama will be president because the Race card the McCain Campaign played gave Obama a straight flush. I will forebear to name the suit, though.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Last edited by Tophat665; 08-05-2008 at 07:18 AM..
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