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So, the teacher asks her class, "What is the only animal that stutters?". Little mary raises her hand and answers "Only humans can stutter". The teachers says "That's right Mary". Little Johnny blurts out "That's not true, my cat stutters"! The teacher replies "No Johnny, cats don't stutter". Insistently Johnny goes on, "Yes cats do too stutter. Yesterday I was in my back yard with my cat, and a big dog got in the yard, My cat said (cat hissing sound) Phhh, Phhh, and before he could say Phuck, the dog got him.
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