A friend of mine sent me a link to this site because it's pretty funny:
On The Ropes: Shooting for the Semen Distance World Record
It's a funny read if you have a moment. But it brought up a bigger question in my mind: why does anyone care?
Honestly, I just don't get it. I know that porn movies are all about showing the money shot (hence the name) and that some of the guys bounce semen off the ceiling. But from an evolutionary sense, I don't see where it would give them an advantage. I get big boobs = better nurturer and all that, but of all the things to worry about sexually, this one just makes no sense to me.
So can someone explain it? And at the same time, can you let me know why the volume matters? Preferably in small words since we all know I'm not that bright.