I sincerely beg your pardon, Ms. girldetective. You may now add "dumbass" to "Badboy", though I won't forget this geography lesson. I now know that the Canadian River does flow through New Mexico...and since they say a pic is worth a thousand words, here's a nice pic of the Canadian River at the Conchas Dam and Lake site:
Otherwise, no I am not at the National Atomic Museum....it looks like I'm ~300 miles south-southeast from there. Keep digging and you'll find me. I also noticed we'd be passing through Roswell NM on the way to where I am...so let's stop and say "hi" to the aliens.