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He has performed miracles. He made one fish feed several. He has changed Beer into urine (on command, unlike his opponent). He has excorcized the demon (that would be Hillary), and turned her to his purpose. He has walked in water.
He gets clothes whiter, makes breath fresher, prevents fleas and ticks for up to six months, and makes mounds of Julienne fries. He cures the heartbreak of psoriasis (Christ! you don't know the meaning of Heartbreak) and finds that slipper that's been at large under the chaise lounge for weeks. And he doubles on bass.
He's new, he's improved, he's old fashioned.
/ Step right up...
// Step right up...
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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