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Anyway, congrats on your awesome new game, Sony. I'm positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative assholes. It's not often I have the opportunity to congratulate a cutting-edge tech company on such splendiferous retrofuck jackholery. Way to go! The Fat Princess of Shakes Manor salutes you.
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I'm sure I'll become a fat-hating heterntormative asshole from playing this game like I've become a homicidal, drug dealing sociopath from plaing Grand Theft Auto, or like I've bevome a thrill-seeking illegal street racer from playing Need for Speed: Underground, or like I've become a cold-blooded killer from playing Hitman, or a turtle-hating mushroom smasher from playing Super Mario Bros.
Sometimes a game is just a game, people.