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This reminds me of an old joke...
A woman owes a debt, and one day the debt collector cmes to her door, and says "you can pay me in cash, or you can pay me in sex".
The woman is shockedby the idea, and says "why would I pay you with sex?".
The debt collector drops his pants and shows her a 14" cock. She blinks, and gulps, and says - "OK, I'll pay you in sex".
So the guy reaches into his pocket, and starts to slip thick washers over his cock, so that only 1/3 of it will fit into the woman.
Saddened, she says "Why are you doing that - I can take it all".
"Not when you only owe me $50 you can't"
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