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Old 07-20-2008, 09:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Man, I'm disappointed. Here I thought you were all going to give me great advice on how to finally get the tv remote control away from my husband. *sigh* Bummer.

I had to laugh when I first read the article and got to the part about it being like a remote control to a tv. I thought about the one button that turns the television on and off. And how I sometimes don't press the button hard enough, and have to try again.

I could see some guy new at this, trying to close the valve. "okay, I pressed it...wait...I didn't feel anything...lemme try again...still nothing...here you try it...are you pressing the button hard enough?...well maybe I'm not supposed to feel anything...oh hell...how many times did we push the button??...Is it on, or is it off?"

Good thing they'll make them more like my car's key fob, and leave it in the doctor's office instead. Nobody ever hits the "lock" button instead of the "unlock" button, right?
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