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It's difficult for me to physically intimidate anyone over the age of 12. I have a teenager, so believe me I've tried.
So I bring a bag of rubber bands. You have to be quick, sneaky, and appear innocent, or they'll know who shot them. All they need to know is
"BlaBlaBla" "THWAP!" "SHIT!" "BlaBlaBla" "THWAP!" "SHIT!"
It's like one of those electric shock collars for dogs
"BarkBarkBark" "ZAP!" "SHIT!" "BarkBarkBark" "ZAP!" "SHIT!"
They usually don't keep it up for long, though.
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I used to work in the movie theater here in town and while the preferred method of dealing with disturbances is for you to come get a manager (we know it doesn't always happen, unfortunately) all of the staff would have approved wildly (but subtly) of this method. Usually the people who talk in movies are the people who are rude or inconsiderate to the staff when they purchase their tickets or concessions. :/