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I once followed way of the gourd, but now I believe the shoe is the righteous path to salvation.
The scriptures are clear:
"He has given us... his shoe! The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example. Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise. The shoe is a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
Let us gather shoes together! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
Give me your shoe! Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us! Take the shoes and follow Him!"
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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo
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