I'd say something along the lines of, "And you people call yourselves Americans?" except that 1) I'm not actually white trash, I just play one on TV, and 2) Some of you don't call yourselves Americans.
Whitebread, CreamyPB, Grape Jelly. That's a PB&J. There are other execllent sandwiches involving peanut butter and various other fruit spreads, but they aren't PB&J any more than Keilbasa is a hot dog.
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