I think if you're ridiculously good looking or rich--or both (!), you can just show up and say you're ready to fuck, get a blow job, etc., whatever strikes your fancy, and you'll get it.
Mere mortals such as ourselves can't do that. However, with us being intellectuals, we can manipulate the system by doing things like showing up drunk and making up a sad story about our dog dying and then crying about it. Such a stunt, puts us on the same playing field as the rich and beautiful.
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