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Originally Posted by Tully Mars
I like that logic. But why stop there? Don't just call- show up. Always better to do things in person. Go on, show her you're rebel, in person. So show up a little drunk, or a lot your choice. Plus chicks are into sensitive guys so feel free to cry. Chicks also dig a guy who respects women, so try crying about your mom.
I think this plan would be best if you did it right after the bars closed. You could tell her you struck out with every lady you met that night, so she's the only girl for you.
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Showing up drunk in the middle of the night is an even better idea. I like your style. I'm thinking if you make up some story about how your dog died and fake a good cry, you're guaranteed a blow job.