Ladies and gentleman, I present to you
Natalie Portman's Shaved Head - Beard Lust
Look at my facial hair
Oh man hot damn it's everywhere
Where'd you get that beard?
I grew it
How you keep it so clean?
I shampoo it
YEAH
I really wish I could grow a mustache
Why don't ya?
Well frankly I don't have the cash
You gotta take care of your facial hair
Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare
The elements of style
For the beard (something)
The essential manual
For owners of beards
Trim it
Cut it
Comb it
Style it
Clean it and scent with violet
Love it but don't get violent
Rub it but not in public
Eat with it but don't get messy
The only rule is keep it classy
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If you want to hear this bit of awesomeness, go to their
myspace. I downloaded it for someone at work, but just had to listen to it beforehand. Super-duper is all I can say about it.