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Originally Posted by ottopilot
Obama will become president because Jesse Jackson didn't really cut off his nuts.
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Jesse Jackson hasn't cut my nuts off, and yet I'm not in the running. No, the real reason Obama will be president is that Jessie broke 13 knives, 4 machetes, a claymore, a katana, a reciprocating saw, three pairs of bolt cutters, a surgical bone saw, and two chainsaws trying to cut off Obama's nuts, and only left him with a baby smooth scrotum.