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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Silly Baraka. Everyone knows that the unicorns hatch from unfertilized Loch Ness Monster eggs. I mean unicorns are a purely European creature.
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I'm telling you, Bigfeet harvest the eggs from ol' Nessie and bring them to a floating hatchery and stables. And when the unicorns are ready, the Pegasi bring them down to the Faerie Forests to frolic and fertilize the cellophane flowers of yellow and green.
Honestly. Ask Shauk. He gets all his beat ideas from unicorn trots, canters, and gallops.