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Old 07-11-2008, 04:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
The_Jazz
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Originally Posted by bobw
If I wanted to cut off the end of a 3 prong extension cord and solder it direct to a light bulb, which color wire would I solder to the bottom of the bulb and which to the screw-threaded portion of the base ?
Red one to your left testicle, yellow one to the tip of your penis, ground wire inserted delicately into your rectum, hold the lightbulb in your left hand. Make sure to wear safety goggles.
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