I've checked out a crotch or two in my life, and after looking I'm always plagued by "did he see me look at his crotch?" thoughts, which usually ends up in my looking again, for reasons beyond my comprehension. I'm much more likely to check out a tush first...tushes are sexy.
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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"
Formerly Medusa
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