I like strawberry preserves on PB.
But then there's always "Painful Rectal Itch Jelly" ... from old SNL skit:
Quote:
Jams - Carries the Smucker's Jams slogan ("With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good!") to absurd extremes, promoting jams that taste so good that the manufacturers dare to give them horrible and disturbing names. Most members of the first season cast appear as spokepeople each trying to outdo each other on the "best" jam in the following order:
* Jane Curtain - Fluckers "It's got to be good!"
* Chevy Chase - Nose Hair "You can imagine how good it must be mm-mm!"
* Dan Aykroyd - Death Camp "Just look for the barbed wire on the label!"
* John Belushi - Dog Vomit + Monkey Pus "This stuff has got to be terrific!"
* Chevy Chase - Painful Rectal Itch "The taste? (kisses fingers)"
* Dan Aykroyd - Mangled Baby Ducks "Great jam! Beautiful jam!"
* John Belushi - 10,000 nuns and orphans who were eaten by rats "O so good!"
* Garrett Morris then brings in a jar thats "So disgusting you can't say it on television!"
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