I am a total bastard about theater experiences. I have a zero tolerance policy. If someone talks in the movie for more than 1 sentence then I ask them to please stop talking. If they laugh forcibly at emotional sad moments then I ask them to stop laughing. The last movie I watched had an older couple in their late 50s, possibly 60s sitting a row ahead of me. Anytime an emotional scene happened in the movie or anything of impact the man AND the woman would go, "Mmm mmm. Hmph. Mmm mmm mm." and shake their heads, just like they were in their fucking living room. Sorry but you're not watching a Lifetime movie here, this is a public theater.
There is NO excuse for being rude or loud in a theater. We paid money to see this shit ahead of time and you are quite literally taking my money for ruining the experience. Shut up or leave!!!!!!!!!!
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