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What if God Smoked Cannabus?
I am sure many of us have heard "One Of Us", the one song by Joan Osborne that got a lot of airplay on pop radio stations.
I'll bet not too many of us have this version of her song:
If God had long hair and a goatee
and if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out would you buy his story,
would you believe he had an eye infection?
Yeah, yeah, God looks baked
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God smoked cannabus?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie dyed microbus
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone
When God made this place in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So thet’d be hungry
for the apple that the snake was always offering
Yeah, yeah, God rolls great
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God smoked cannabus?
Do you suppose he had a bust?
When he made the platypus
When he created Earth our home
Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
Do you think he rolls his own?
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes alone
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The sands of time past keep shifting according to how we remember or forget or refashion it in hindsight, which is no sight at all.
Kajal Basu
Last edited by Bees; 07-07-2008 at 03:32 PM..
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