You want to hear pathetic?
One time when we were at a hotel, my wife sent me out of the room, then dressed up as a hooker and pretended that she had been sent for me when I got back to the room. I couldn't go through with it.
So no, I haven't, basically for the same reasons that Cernunnos listed.
Now, if I were not in a relationship, and prostitution were legal, and I knew that I was going to an expert (compare "eating at home" to "local greasy spoon restaurant" to "five-star restaurant" to understand what I mean by expert), then I might consider it.
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