Give me an Esskay Oriole Beef Frank (yep, same ones they serve proudly at Camden Yards, and you can even make them at home and bring them with you!), or a Hebrew National.
(Quick story: I was leading a tour of Oriole Park at Camden Yards [my second job] for a group from a Jewish school in New York. As we were walking through the concourse, he rabbi asked about kosher food stands. I told the group that the Orioles had the first kosher food stand in Major League Baseball [which is true], but when I also mentioned that they serve HN dogs at every stand, he just rolled his eyes
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