NSFPL = not safe for post lunch reading
Some of the docs told me I have a low level allergy to shell fish so I can expect (and which explains) a little bloody stool if I eat shrimp, oysters, lobsters....red is one of my favorite colors. The older the foo'd the redder the poo'd...something about enzymes quickly developing on exposed sea food and those crummy enzymes are what does it. Fresh sushi ftw.
WORLD'S LONGEST POOP - 26 Feet
Attention, University of Michigan Record!
“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”
PS: the "I" above is not "me"
Last edited by BadNick; 07-03-2008 at 10:31 AM..
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