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You know what really burns my biscuits? Self-righteous idiots!
"Smoking is going to kill you!"
"Yeah, but I am going to take some of you bastards with me."
"You shouldn't drink in front of your children."
"Lady, some days that's all that's keeping the little shits alive."
"There's too much violence on TV."
"There's too many bluenosed idiots in front of TV."
"Drugs are bad."
"Well so are nosey pricks who don't mind their own fucking business."
You know what we need? A concern tax. A Tax on self righteousness. They more puffed up and obnoxious you get, the less money you have to be obnoxious with. If Anne Coulter actually needed to eat (rather than sucking the blood from Jewish Babies) she'd starve in seconds. By the time Michael Moore stopped being an insufferable busybody you could use him to pick locks.
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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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