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Old 07-02-2008, 07:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA
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oh man, where do i begin.

Age 8: i pulled a blanket off of a lemon tree to warm up with before school. I felt a sting on my side and saw a black widow scurry away. No one believed me, they saw it as another elaborite excuse not to go to school.

I was at school later, feeling sick. The Teachers thought i was full of shit too. I was feverish, in pain and dizzy. later that day i went down on the playground.

all throughout my life woody (or huntsman) spiders have been fucking with me. al though they arent poisonous, they are very big, lightning fast, and fucken freaky!

a week or two ago a was trudging through a field in my back yard when i spied a spider on my shirt. I squinted, looked close, and seen the trademark fiddle. i then did a small "GET IT OFF!" jig and scurried to the house to examine myself for a bite mark.

as for snakes. i used to catch them all the time as a child. Indigo, Rat, Tree, and black racers (if i got the sneak on them.) I few timesi had to take coral snakes, pigmy rattlers, and diamond backs, and cotton mouths out of our laundry room. we lived right on a lake.

as for your bite. I think you'll be fine. all that itching you feel is probably a figment of your imagination. Just wait a while and see if you can find a red patch that screams out "somethings fucking wrong!"

okay, its coffee time for me.

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages
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ahh, the age old battle of Spider vs Shoe.
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