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One night I was laying in bed and along comes this big gnarly brown spider. Now, usually I just shoo spiders away because I don't take a life unless my safety is in jeopardy. I tried to shoo him and he attacked! I pushed him away and he bolted straight back towards me, so I sat up and prepared for the ensuing brawl. I took first swing. He dodged it! That's right, he fucking side stepped my punch. He then lunged straight at me. I had to think fast. I jumped up and grabbed one of my Docs all in one swift action and swung. I turned him into a waffle spider. I brushed his guts off the blanket and layed back down.
Me 1
Rabid Spider 0
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