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From MSNBC: (Not really, I wrote it.)
Keith Olbermann: "Mr. President, are you worried about the economy at all? I mean, even Alan Greenspan is a bit worried at this point. And he doesn't even run the FED anymore."
"Nothing to look at here, Keith, all is well. Greenspan isn't from Texas, and we all know what that means, right? Look, here's your $300 Tax-Stimulus Hokum. Buy a DVD player. It's all going to be ok. Really. Just don't bother yourselves with this stuff. It's way too complimacated for you normal-folk to understand. Trust us, we are here to help you. Let us jobinate this, ok? I'm a decider and a war-time presidente! Ha ha, My brother Jeb speaks Spanglish, he taught me how to say president in Spanglish. Seriously, though, just watch a movie on your new DVD player. It's shiny, right? Sleep well. You will need the rest. I'll be in Crawford, Texas, learning how to pronounciate "nuclear," for a few weeks. My advisors keep bugging me about that. Every day, Mr President, it's pronounced this way.....Blah blah blah. I hope someday it's a big Texas-sized deal! That will teach them. I miss Crawford. I miss my donkeys, and Dick is feeling the need to shoot something, know what I mean? He He He. Wait....Hold on Keith....What? Somebody farted in Iran?!? Get me the Joint Chiefs! We got some killin' to do! Condi! Get off of the damned toilet! Yee haw! Gotta go, Keith." (click)
Olbermann: "Mr President? Um, hello? Folks, I guess he had to go. Oh well. We're all fucked. Let's dance!"
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