Laugh-O-Matic

Bastian Schweinsteiger from the German football team, scoring against Portugal in '08 (yesterday) and '06.




Bernd Schneider from the German Football Team:


And the captain Michael Ballack, who looks a LOT like Matt Damon when he (Ballack) sports a crew cut.


Fredrik Ljungberg, from the Swedish football team.


The Italian Football Team, all tattooed and oiled in delicious little:


Here's their captain, Fabio Cannavaro, he looks better with cropped hair.




Luis Figo, former captain of the Portugal Football team:


Jeremy Irons:


Pierce Brosnan:


Also, Jake Gyllenhaal, Sean Connery and Jason Statham, I won't post pics because they're already here. Tops to the ones noodle's chosen

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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you. - Saki.