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I got a blow job on the back side of a Mayan pyramid recently, does that count.
I could have got laid too but didn't have any condoms with me. Had I known her willingness I'd have bought a 12 pack.
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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo
Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club
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