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Originally Posted by ottopilot
Remember to be very careful consuming absinthe, especially for the lesser known side effects ...
Man runs in to Dr.'s office, "Doctor! Doctor! There's a fish growing in my chest."
Dr. says, "Have you been smoking crack again?"
Man looks stunned and say, "No... but I've been drinking absinthe lately and..."
Dr. jumps up and shouts, "ah-ha! ... don't you know that absinthe makes the heart grow flounder?"
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i can't believe i heard that for the first time over 40 years ago...
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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