And no, that wasn't a typo. I don't mean I'm addicted to cocks that jizz that race horses. Allow me to explain my current... situation...
A little while ago, about two months actually, I became addicted to ebay. Specifically, hunting down and buying really cheap DVDs. I did that for a while, and eventually evolved to...
MASKS! I now own two shitty Jason hockey masks, one Russian gas mask, and I have three more quality Jason masks coming, a fetish mask, a more fetishistic black gas mask, and a 2008 Don Post Michael Myers mask. Then, I discovered a new passion that would rival my love for stiletto switchblades...
FOUNTAIN PENS. Holy Christ, I just ordered four of 'em and I have my eye on at least fifty. It's so hard, too, because I only have about $200 left until I find a new job, but they're sooooooo pretty! I want practically every one that I see.
It's a good thing I write a lot, so this new obsession has some grounding, but jeez! I never knew how expensive they could get. I've found pens worth thousands of dollars! AND I WANT THEM!
These are a few cheap ones I bought:
I guess it's better than crack.