If you're too cheap to tip and too lazy to pick it up yourself, you're probably too stupid to realize that you should get tested for hepatitis.
As one of my favorite bartenders has told me many times, the guy that's a shitty tipper is going to be the last one served and may or may not get what he ordered. I'm sure that the same goes for waiters, delivery guys, etc. When my brother delivered pizza, he had people that never tipped. Those were the people that always got their delivery last and stacked at the bottom of the pile. There were notes in their computer systems about customers so everyone knew in advance.
__________________
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
|