Great stuff, Clavus! I'm ready to see this one in many places, including on non-Hallmark cards.
It reminded me a bit of that Steve Martin "Let's Get Small" skit, where he was asked how he is soo freakin' funny.
"Simple," says Steve, - "Every morning I slip a piece of bologna in each of my shoes. All day I
feel funny."
Again, lovin' it Clavus