dumbnutofak

so on new years of this year, we(like 5 of us total) were all downtown at our favorite bar getting hammered as it is of course... tradition. Well my buddy starts to randomly make out with some girl then drags her over to the table and that is where she was for the rest of the night. Well we go to leave and I can barely stand yet alone walk. Our DD and two buddies left to get the car, one buddy went out the back door and apparently laid down by the dumpster, leaving myself and this girl to go meet the DD.

We were on our way out the back when I was told to go to the front, where our DD was waiting. So this chick who I still have no clue who she was runs outside, hears our buddy is missing and turns around to find him.

Instead she hits me, in which makes me tackle her to the ground. At that point I said fuck it, got up and went to the car and we left her there.... god knows what happened to her.

My buddy was all pissed that he didn't get to hook up with her... i think it was a good thing.

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