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Old 06-07-2008, 09:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
RetroGunslinger
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Originally Posted by Willravel
Nopers. I'm a psychologist that comes from a family of fundamentalists. If anything, I could probably be pope.

Step 1: Become a doctor
Step 2: Cure basically everything by adopting the use of basic medicine
Step 3: Use riches to buy baron status
Step 4: Use modern economics and agriculture, develop the most wealthy surfs
Step 5: Become a member of the king's court
Step 6: Design policy
Step 7: Marry the king's daughter
Step 8: Teach the king's daughter about bathing (actually, reverse those)
Step 9: Become king
Step 10: Kick it
And the language barrier?
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