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Just another one I thought of, from our last visitors... don't get shit-faced drunk and then come home and vomit (in your sleep) on the guest mattress (which was not a plastic air-mattress, mind you, but an actual mattress for a bed, placed on the floor for them to use). Thank goodness I had a mattress pad on there, but the mattress itself still got a bit wet... as well as the down pillow. She cleaned it up and was obviously very sorry and embarrassed, but wow... that was a first for me.
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And think not you can direct the course of Love;
for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.
--Khalil Gibran
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