But there was a shroud of confusion and controversy surrounding the AAA. Another organization of radical social activists had co-opted the AAA brand when they came out with "An enema of Anemones Anonymous." Apparently, some twisted but adventurous sea being had discovered the cleansing effects of irrigating with solubilized anemones. Butt once the practice became widespread, the public outcry was deafening. Legal battles ensued and if it hadn't been for Al Gore's Power Point Presentation the movement might have never crystallized.
Anyway, Starbucks was immediately rapt by the beautiful creatures. She was so taken in that she found that she was able to communicate with them. Under their spell, she fell into a hazy reality while the anemones described with vivid detail, how the mer-man had been conquered and forced into subjectivity.
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